- What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
- What's the difference between between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal of the front along with..."a recipe".
- What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring.
- What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
- Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
- What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.
- What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds.
- How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Something to offend everyone. Maybe you found something here to make you smile. Pass it on if you did. Happy Trails.
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